Why did the beaver go to the volcano? Because he wanted to see how hot it was! Kyle, 4

Mr. Green is in the green house and Mr. Red is in the red house. Who is in the white house? The President. The White House is in Washington, D.C.
Angelica, 8 ½

What do you call a monkey that has fur? A fur ball monkey. Rachel, 8

Why did Mickey go in space? To see Pluto.
Celeste, 5 and Bree, 7

What did the ketchup say to the mustard when he was behind? Ketchup. Margot, 7

What type of cake doesn't reach the table? Short cake. Danielle, 5

A teacher said spit that gum out right this instant. What does the train say? Chew chew. Tylor, 8 and Kirsten, 10

What happens 2 times in an hour and 3 times in minute? The vowel. Alexandrea, 7

Why did the macaroni cross the road? To get to the other side. Alexis, 5

You are the bus driver. 5 people get on the bus. 2 get off. 3 get on. 62 get on. 24 get off. 99,999 get on. 2 get off. 54 get on. 100 get off. What color are the bus driver's eyes? Your color.
Mary Kate, 10

What is purple and grouchy? A sour grape. Emily, 7

Besides being door, what is a door that's open? A jar! Angelica, 8

What is the first place vampires visit when they go to New York? The Vampire State Building. Colleen, 8

How many animals did Moses bring on the ark? None! Moses didn't bring any. Noah did! Angela, 8

How can you make time fly? Throw a clock out the window. Kirsten, 9

How does a woodpecker bake a cake? From scratch. Brian, 11